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If someone offered you 36 dollars an hour for the easiest work ever, would you take it? How about $360? Well, if you take one second to pick up a penny, in that second you earned $36 an hour! And if it was a dime, ten times that much!

My name's Penny, and I'm married to a superhero, BBQ Sauce Man. I'm a FOT (fresh off the threshold) newlywed looking to save money any way I can! Here are my ideas so far:

• Drug Dealing
• Pros: Good money, watching drugged people is entertaining
• Cons: Crazy people stabbing me in alleys. Maybe not.
  
• Mafia Thug
• Pros: Be part of a family!
• Cons: A family that takes all your money and kills you if you ever leave.
• Reality TV
  
• Pros: Instant fame and fortune!
• Cons: I don't have 500 pounds to lose, I'm not hot, single, and looking to marry a billionaire, and I'm not a 5 year old who can play 12 instruments at the same time.
  
• Superhero
  
• Pros: Awesome spandex outfit!
• Cons: Spandex + me = something that NEVER happens. For the good of mankind. So really, by not being a superhero, I'm kind of a superhero! Right? Besides, from what I can tell, superheros don't actually get anything but good feelings from saving the world.
• Super Villain
  
• Pros: Maniacal laughter
• Cons: Again with the spandex. Why??
  
• Construction Worker
  
• Pros: Good money for working with sweaty, tan, shirtless, ripped men all day
• Cons: It requires carrying heavy things, opening jars, hammering nails straight, and other manly characteristics. Never mind.
• Pole Dancer
• Pros: Great Tips!
• Cons: Nasty men touched the tips. Ew. Maybe if money was made out of straight bleach.
• White collar crime
• Pros: Big bucks!
• Cons: I'm not white collar. I have no insider information to use.
• Pyramid schemes
• Pros: There are LOTS of them to join!
• Cons: "Hey buddy, we're having a meeting tonight for The Organization. Wanna come?"
  
• An extra job doing anything
  
• Pros: More money
• Cons: Less time to spend with BBQ Sauce Man. Besides, I already have a job and am taking a few classes.
  

Ok, so it turns out, I don't want to do anything new at all to save money. Not anything that takes much time. This leaves me with:

• Picking up spare change
• Actually using the coupons in my mailbox
• Online surveys
• Picking fruit from local abandoned trees
• Taking advantage of the sales at grocery stores
• Cheap entertainment
• Cheap but tasty meals
  

Join me on my money-saving journey!